Chocolate Joke

Guy works at the candy factory mass producing Easter candy. One day he was assigned to the "stuffing" room. His job is to walk along the scaffolding and make sure that the white marshmallow stuffing flows properly.

As he was walking he noticed it seemed to be backing up and clogging so he reached over to look closer. He lost his footing and fell in the vat.

He started yelling "Fire, Fire, Fire."

People came running in, saw him and pulled him out and then asked him, "Why were you yelling fire?"

He said "Would you have saved me if I'd been yelling 'Marshmallows?'"

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