This poor old drunk is so loaded when he dies that his soul is still drunk when he gets to heaven's gates.

St peter looks at him and says "Now what do we have here? And what are you doing here?" The drunk says, "I been a good Catholic all me life (hic) and I wanna come in"

St peter says "If you have been a good Catholic I'll let you in--I am going to find out." "I am going to ask you three questions about your religion, if you answer even one correctly you can come in" If you miss all three you know where you can go. So he asks the drunk "Tell me about Christmas"

The drunk says "That's the day where all the little elves go out and eat reindeer?"

Peter says, "That's one wrong, tell me about Good Friday?"

The drunk says "That's the day when the guys in funny hats shoot at turkeys"

St Pete says, "Two wrong--this is your last chance, tell me about Easter."

The drunk says, "Easter? That's where this guy is dead and in a tomb and then on Easter Sunday he...." Peter holds his breath and says, "Go on.

The drunk says, "he comes out of the tomb, and sees his shadow and runs back in, and we have six more weeks of winter."

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