A Panda strolls into a bar and grill, sits at a table and orders a meal. He dines heartily, calmly pulls a gun out of his pouch, shoots the waiter and gets up and walks toward the door.

The bartender yells, "HEY! Who do you think YOU are?! You can't do that".

The Panda says over his shoulder, still moving toward the door, "I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" and he's out the door and gone.

The bartender quickly digs the dictionary out from behind the bar (it was that sort of place) and looks up "PANDA".

"A large marsupial, native to Asia,
EATS SHOOTS AND LEAVES."

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